Cool Slogan, Bro

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Cool Slogan, Bro
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One percent of people notice 99 percent of all grammar and spelling errors on the interwebs. #OccupyMerriam-Webster - Matty Malaprop

Straight From the Disney/Lucas Film Vault...

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Straight From the Disney/Lucas Film Vault...
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Maybe my taste is just too picky, but a lovely Italian meal sounds a lot more appealing to me than a night at the Ackbar. - Matty Malaprop

And to Think, it Used to Be an Olympic Sport

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And to Think, it Used to Be an Olympic Sport
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My mom always told me the tug life was a trap. She said there was no long-term appeal for living life on the ropes like that. - Matty Malaprop

The Real Reason I Love Strip Clubs

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The Real Reason I Love Strip Clubs
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Poetry and prose AND GO-GO BOOTS? Quoth my paycheck: "Nevermore." - Matty Malaprop

He's Constantly Sprucing Up His Social Life

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He's Constantly Sprucing Up His Social Life
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It's like what Aristotle describes... you can have thousands of acquaintances, but true friends can only come in ones, twos or trees. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: NEVER FORGET!

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SMP CLASSIC: NEVER FORGET!
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This has long been my personal life rule... and look how I've turned out! #MaybeYouShouldn'tLiveThisWay #ButComeOnYouKnowYouWantTo - Matty Malaprop