Except for sludge metal. That stuff never seems to blow over very well with me. - Matty Malaprop
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I haven't heard of Zinc, but I'm told they're very Earthy. - Matty Malaprop
I was gonna make a joke blending eating utensils and metal music for this write-up, but fork it. - Matty Malaprop
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