The Only Factual Way to Say Queen Sucks

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The Only Factual Way to Say Queen Sucks
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After a day at the races, there's nothing more satisfying than an afternoon spent tidying up around the house. That's not actually a true statement at all, but I couldn't figure out how else to fit a Queen pun into this write-up. - Matty Malaprop

So Yeah, About That Whole 'Invincibility' Thing...

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So Yeah, About That Whole 'Invincibility' Thing...
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Methinks someone's disingenuousness might also be their Achille's heel... - Matty Malaprop

PORTALITY!

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PORTALITY!
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Because, you know, a really tiny, completely unimportant and not remotely anticipated game came out today, or something. - Matty Malaprop

A Mashup Made in Heaven

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A Mashup Made in Heaven
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And here we see the Paula Deen Riding Things meme reaching its logical conclusion. And OH MY is it ever glorious. - Matty Malaprop

If You Feelin' Like a Meme, Go and Brush Your Shoulders Off

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If You Feelin' Like a Meme, Go and Brush Your Shoulders Off
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Though if you're sexually aroused by copious amounts of dust, there are probably other things you ought to be doing instead of brushing your shoulders off... like seeing a therapist, or checking yourself into an institution... - Matty Malaprop