After a day at the races, there's nothing more satisfying than an afternoon spent tidying up around the house. That's not actually a true statement at all, but I couldn't figure out how else to fit a Queen pun into this write-up. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, it's maybe the only thing that even approaches the amazingness of the table flip.
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ - doɹdɐlɐɯ ʎʇʇɐɯ
Do you see what I did there? DO YOU SEE IT????? - Matty Malaprop
I couldn't have reviewed the book any better myself. - Matty Malaprop
Curse you, military testing site! You've ruined one wholesome photo too many! - Matty Malaprop
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