Why'd They Send Me Sharpies When I Asked For Pens?

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business,disney,Hall of Fame,ill-make-a-man-out-of-you,lyrics,meme,mulan,song
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Little did he know he'd end up wedding one of those seemingly inadequate sharpies... - Matty Malaprop

The Most Overeasy Man in the World

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breakfast,dos equis,egg,eggs,Hall of Fame,lolwut,meme,similar sounding,the most interesting man in the world
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Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Via Plus 5 Mace

Um... Well, Alright Then.

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barf jokes,barfing rainbows,lame,meme,misuse,romeo and juliet
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Methinks perhaps someone doesn't really understand the metaphorical nature of the barfing rainbows rage face... - Matty Malaprop

And Here I Thought We Were Gonna Strip Nickelback of Their 'Worst Band' Title

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band,better,comparison,FAIL,meme,möbius strip,nickelback,still
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So here's the thing. This is a möbius strip. This is a Mobius Band. DON'T GET IT TWISTED (LOL LIKE A MOBIUS STRIP IS) GUYS! - Matty Malaprop