Why'd They Send Me Sharpies When I Asked For Pens?

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Why'd They Send Me Sharpies When I Asked For Pens?
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Little did he know he'd end up wedding one of those seemingly inadequate sharpies... - Matty Malaprop

A Mashup Made in Heaven

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A Mashup Made in Heaven
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And here we see the Paula Deen Riding Things meme reaching its logical conclusion. And OH MY is it ever glorious. - Matty Malaprop

Two Soon?

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Two Soon?
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Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop

I Give This Joke a Sub-Zero Rating

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I Give This Joke a Sub-Zero Rating
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I don't think anyone can argue that the above is a bout between two cold-hearted killers. - Matty Malaprop