That Ketchup Guy is Quite a Congenial Condiment

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When you've got friends as nice as these two, your regular average Joe really just doesn't cut the mustard. - Matty Malaprop

I'm a Patriot to My Medication First, And My Psychosis Second

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Man must have had a helluva time with mirrors if that was his life's M.O., amirite? - Matty Malaprop

I Have a T-Bone to Pick With You!

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After years of prime ribbing back and forth, these two protein-pulsing foes finally had enough, and each meat became determined to beat the other. #innuendOH! - Matty Malaprop