This is Why I Prefer to Take Life at a Trotsky

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You know, jo, you really should have come to me the moment you heard that weird Rasputinny sound coming from your engine. - Matty Malaprop

Should Be a Pretty Easy Fix, Though

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With this particular model, it's really just a soup-er easy process of replacing a pretty stock part. - Matty Malaprop