I Just Don't Think Mr. T is Cut Out for the Food Service Industry

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If they'd only fixed the spacing and alignment on that ad, they wouldn't be having this problem right now. - Matty Malaprop

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quaaaaaaack!

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For those of you who didn't already know, Square Enix has confirmed that Donald Duck will be appearing in their latest action role-playing game "Kingdom Heart Attack." - Matty Malaprop

I'm Lovin' It!

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♪Angie, Angie, I spent an hour in your line / Angie, Angie, where the hell's my side of fries? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Just Be Careful You Don't Get iAbetes...

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The super-sized version with the 17-inch screen is pretty saucy, though... - Matty Malaprop

Download the new Cheezburger app for a chance to win a PS4! in Cheezburger 's Hangs on LockerDome