For those of you who didn't already know, Square Enix has confirmed that Donald Duck will be appearing in their latest action role-playing game "Kingdom Heart Attack." - Matty Malaprop
♪Angie, Angie, I spent an hour in your line / Angie, Angie, where the hell's my side of fries? ♪ - Matty Malaprop
If they'd only fixed the spacing and alignment on that ad, they wouldn't be having this problem right now. - Matty Malaprop
The super-sized version with the 17-inch screen is pretty saucy, though... - Matty Malaprop
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