I'm Butter, Too

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mattress,toast,jelly,jealous,slang,shorthand,thematic
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It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop

Cushioning Your Fall Into Nihilism

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nothing really matters,similar sounding,really,nothing,mattress
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Just don't let your dark thoughts lead to mattresside, alright? - Matty Malaprop

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