... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop
For added fun, try blinging out your girlfriend's sunflower broach with these suckers! Recursive accessorizing FTW! - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Kenny says: "Them Hessians were a determinant of the American Revolutionary War."
Agreed, Kenny, agreed. And while I admire their efforts on the whole, I really do think their whole approach to the conflict was a bit too two-dimensional to be truly effective. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Kenny says: "Asian professor always say: Raprass Transform."
That's all fine and well, Punmaster Kenny... but WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? #IgnorantModeratorIsIgnorant #Plz2ExplainThis2Me - Matty Malaprop
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