How I Feel on Payday

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How I Feel on Payday
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A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop

It's Only Because He Admires Your Curves

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It's Only Because He Admires Your Curves
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Sometimes you just need someone to walk with on the mean streets... because you're dead in the middle of oncoming traffic and whatnot, and it's nice to have a human shield standing by. - Matty Malaprop