If you ask me, this pun proves once and for all that boxing is most definitely a three-dimensional sport. - Matty Malaprop

And here we've finally found the true source of an angel's light. - Matty Malaprop

Regarding your recent string of successful camping trips, I'd wager you're on a bit of a hot streak. - Matty Malaprop

Try as he might, Match was unable to ignite any kind of interest from Lighter on their first -- and last -- date. - Matty Malaprop