Zippo's Not Down for a Double Header

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Zippo's Not Down for a Double Header
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Try as he might, Match was unable to ignite any kind of interest from Lighter on their first -- and last -- date. - Matty Malaprop

Stop Being Braggish; You Had Flint and Tinder!

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Stop Being Braggish; You Had Flint and Tinder!
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Regarding your recent string of successful camping trips, I'd wager you're on a bit of a hot streak. - Matty Malaprop

You Gotta Hand it to the Sphere for Always Bouncing Back, Though

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You Gotta Hand it to the Sphere for Always Bouncing Back, Though
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If you ask me, this pun proves once and for all that boxing is most definitely a three-dimensional sport. - Matty Malaprop