A Birthday Tune for Loki

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He's a superhero god AND he knows how to tickle the ivories? Color me impressed! - Matty Malaprop

Good Thing He's Not in an X-Men Movie...

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added letter,furry,Hall of Fame,literalism,marvel,Nick Fury,r,Samuel L Jackson,similar sounding,The Avengers
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I mean, if he was, it'd have to be X-rated based solely on the Nick Furry/Sabertooth scene alone, right? - Matty Malaprop

Now We Know How She Got Pregnant...

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hulk smash,jersey shore,marvel,similar sounding,slang,smush,snooki,the hulk
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I mean, only gamma-enhanced semen could penetrate her alcoholic lining, OBVIOUSLY. - Matty Malaprop

Roberta Downey, Jr. Stars In...

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double meaning,iron,iron man,lady,literalism,marvel,replacement,shoop
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Trufax: I have no idea who this lady is because #IDon'tWatchMovies and #INeverGetTheseKindofJokes - Matty Malaprop

Iron-Strength Coffee With Rich Undertonys

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added letter,iron man,marvel,shoop,Starbucks,stark,surname,tony stark
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I'm not a huge fan, but that's probably because I can't get accustomed to the taste that comes from coffee brewed in Pepper Potts. - Matty Malaprop

Don't Say it Too Loud or Marvel Will Steel It

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allies,alloys,iron man,marvel,philosoraptor,silver surfer,similar sounding,team
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I'm sure it's still in production since it will inevitably have a few plot issues that will need to be ironed out, but I'mma watch the hell out of that movie when it releases! - Matty Malaprop

If a Philosoraptor LOLs in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Ba-Dum Chk!

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allies,alloys,iron man,marvel,silver surfer,similar sounding
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Once enemies, now friends, and soon to be embroiled in an intergalactic chromance. - Matty Malaprop

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