What He Referred to Black Sabbath as is DEFINITELY NOT P.C. Nowadays

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"All right, then, I'll go to hell... ON A CRAZY TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN." - Matty "Mark Twain" Malaprop

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I'm a Patriot to My Medication First, And My Psychosis Second

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Man must have had a helluva time with mirrors if that was his life's M.O., amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Choo-choo Twain

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BEST. PUNCHLINE. EVER.

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When I finished reading this pun, I audibly hyuck finned. - Matty Malaprop