I Can't Decide Which I Like Better

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I Can't Decide Which I Like Better
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Perhaps the only thing better would be a bear with a grill and Bear Grylls grilling bear meat at a grilling festival? - Matty Malaprop

Either the Wallpaper Goes, or I Drink My Own Piss

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Either the Wallpaper Goes, or I Drink My Own Piss
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Loved by many, loathed by many, both men understood the importance of being earnest. - Matty Malaprop