Don't get trapped into buying whatever they're trying to cell you. - Matty Malaprop
You on the left, don't give me that lip, and you on the right stop lashing out at me! Both of you are being very petty right now! - Matty Malaprop
It just goes to show that if you stick with something long enough, you'll transcend merely having a foundation for it and produce something truly genius. - Matty Malaprop
Which, if you've never had that kind of sex, let me just be the first to tell you it's like WOAH. #morethanyouwantedtoknowaboutyourfriendlyneighborhoodpunmaster'ssexlife #longesthashtagever - Matty Malaprop
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