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You on the left, don't give me that lip, and you on the right stop lashing out at me! Both of you are being very petty right now! - Matty Malaprop
It just goes to show that if you stick with something long enough, you'll transcend merely having a foundation for it and produce something truly genius. - Matty Malaprop
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