They're Pathological Liars, Too!

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composition,universe,liars,atoms,make up,double meaning
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Don't get trapped into buying whatever they're trying to cell you. - Matty Malaprop

The Kind That Makes Your Toenail Polish Curl

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double meaning,literalism,makeup,make up,make-up sex,sex
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Which, if you've never had that kind of sex, let me just be the first to tell you it's like WOAH. #morethanyouwantedtoknowaboutyourfriendlyneighborhoodpunmaster'ssexlife #longesthashtagever - Matty Malaprop

Make-up Time!

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suggestion,literalism,fighting,make up,conflict resolution,stop,double meaning
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You on the left, don't give me that lip, and you on the right stop lashing out at me! Both of you are being very petty right now! - Matty Malaprop

Their Work is Just so Fash!

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artists,double meaning,literalism,make up,make-up artists
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It just goes to show that if you stick with something long enough, you'll transcend merely having a foundation for it and produce something truly genius. - Matty Malaprop

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