They're Used, So They'll Only Cost You a Nickel!

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They're Used, So They'll Only Cost You a Nickel!
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... because nickel is magnetic. See what I did there? Terribly sorry I did that. :( - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Photographer With a Penchant for Punny Posed Pictures

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ICWUDT, Photographer With a Penchant for Punny Posed Pictures
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It's his favorite publication; he's been collecting every issue since the day it was first printed! - Matty Malaprop

The Hold Steady Wrote a Song About This!

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The Hold Steady Wrote a Song About This!
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No, seriously Pocket Puns, Craig Finn has your number. Don't call him; he'll call you. - Matty Malaprop