♪ Who the FLAC you think you FLACin' with, I'm the FLAC King, boss / Twenty-one twelve, 180g vinyl rip that's me FLAC'in Rush / I rip 'em tight, there ain't no clippin' (WAT) / my compression's never jacked / my compression's never jacked ♪ - Matty Malaprop

But my dreams, they aren't as empty as my Batcave seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

Though I don't think anyone ever doubted his insanity... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, seriously, have you ever really LISTENED to the lyrics of "Grenade?" They exist on a level of absurd not even a warped mind like mine is acquainted with. - Matty Malaprop

This pun alerted me to Boney M's "Rasputin," which I can safely say is my new favorite song.

♪ I, I got a new TI83 / You would hardly recognize all of my graphs / How could a person like me stand to do / (my) my homework on paper / it's just not the medium for me / Ooooo, tech stuff, tech stuff ♪ - Matty Malaprop