There's a part of me that really wants to be offended by this post. But COME ON. Stayin' Arive? That's GOLD, right there. - Matty Malaprop

"All right, then, I'll go to hell... ON A CRAZY TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN." - Matty "Mark Twain" Malaprop

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Except maybe they're all still alive but figuring that out would require me doing research and LOL who even has time for that nowadays and also what if I'm an old person like them everybody knows old people can't use computers and LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL-- wait where even am I? - Matty Malaprop

Wait... are you trying to tell me that song isn't about delicious pork-based noms? That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

Carly Rae Jepsen, if you're lusting after Michael Cera then I think you might need to get your eyes checked... - Matty Malaprop

Nothing really matters / anyone can see/ nothing really matters... to Annabel Lee. - Matty Malaprop

He's Vulcan and he knows it. - Matty Malaprop