How to Keep the Fire Alive

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gifs,tender,lyrics,song,tinder,fire,similar sounding,love
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Valentine's Day was yesterday, sure, but the campiness of this joke is timeless if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Still Better Than All of Mr. Freeze's Dialog, TBH

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Arnold Schwarzenegger,asta la vista,catchphrase,groan-inducing,i still love,love,similar sounding,still,terminator,vista
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Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop

Wintry Love

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glove,sweet nothings,similar sounding,mitten,love,smitten
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I... don't own gloves because I HAVE INCREDIBLY POOR CIRCULATION IN MY EXTREMITIES SO THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING ANYWAY. :( - Matty Malaprop