He's Attended by the Knights Who Say Knee

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He's Attended by the Knights Who Say Knee
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... because camels, like humans, have kneecaps... #PhoningItIn #TheWeakestOfSauces - Matty Malaprop

I Ocelove Them Both

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I Ocelove Them Both
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What are you doing hanging out with a gross human, baby ocelot? Did you somehow manage to get yourself ocelost?? - Matty Malaprop

That's a Very Exact Amount, IMO

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That's a Very Exact Amount, IMO
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You know, a "whole lot" is just slightly less than a ton, but still considerably more than "a fair amount." MATHEMATICS! - Matty Malaprop