You know, a "whole lot" is just slightly less than a ton, but still considerably more than "a fair amount." MATHEMATICS! - Matty Malaprop
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... because camels, like humans, have kneecaps... #PhoningItIn #TheWeakestOfSauces - Matty Malaprop
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