I will simply never understand how that song became a hit(ler) single... - Matty Malaprop

It's got a Lorax, some Sneeches and a cat in a hat built right in! It's the perfect tool to take with you to all the places you'll go in life! - Matty Malaprop

I'm sorry, door. This is the one and only time you'll ever make me cry. - Matty Malaprop

Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop

Next thing you know we'll be decriminalizing recreational wok. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster MrJonnyNitro says: "Walkers everywhere!"

Um... is this a Walking Dead joke or something? Because I'm all kinds of NHOT right now... - Matty Malaprop

She knows Kung Fu. But you probably shouldn't ask her to show you. - Matty Malaprop