And by that I mean I REALLY DISLIKE BOYSCOUTS. #yesiamawarethismakesnosense #dealwithit - Matty Malaprop

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Ghastly modified organisms taste great, but they have a tendency to give you some really haunting nightmares. - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!

It's all there, really. Elements of Joyce, Proust, Goethe and Broch, told in a voice halfway between Deleuze and DeLillo. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

Ogres have layers, bro. Y'all best respect that. - Matty Malaprop

Yes, WolfLord, that is in fact a sign that you're probably addicted to golf. - Matty Malaprop

I don't know, maybe a basic understanding of the difference between a komodo and a kimono? - Matty Malaprop