Listen, all I'm trying to do by stepping in is keep you from having a total meltdown. It's really not my fault, okay!? - Matty Malaprop

And boy oh boy was she purrin' all night long! - Matty Malaprop

That's why you really ought to take the time to listen to what he has to say. You REALLY don't wanna tick this guy off. - Matty Malaprop

Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Pictures and Bad Puns

Try as he might, Match was unable to ignite any kind of interest from Lighter on their first -- and last -- date. - Matty Malaprop