And All of a Sudden The Downstairs Tenants Heard a Loud Crash

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Say what you will about the OS itself, but let me be the first to say that the Blue Screen of Death does WONDERS keeping the bugs out of your apartment. - Matty Malaprop

He's the Solidest of Snakes

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The plot for the game is truly amazing. Gere begins his journey living happily in Chicago, but things turn ugly when old friends he though were merely An Officer and a Gentleman reveal themselves to be an Ocelot and a Snake. - Matty Malaprop

For Alm Your Fixer Upper Needs

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Because you really haven't lived until you've seen a monk spackle a wall using nothing but a bag of white rice. - Matty Malaprop

It's Quite a Delicious Read!

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Game of Thrones,Hall of Fame,literalism,logo,scones,similar sounding
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Once you've finished devouring the first book in the series, you get to dive right into the dessert that is the sequel: Game of (Ice Cream) Cones. - Matty Malaprop