It Tastes a Little... Metallic?

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It Tastes a Little... Metallic?
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Let's be clear: Outside of the literal interpretation of the conjunction of these two symbols, the iPad is in no way, shape or form a thing even remotely as good as an actual apple pie. - Matty Malaprop

It'll Have You Doing Barrel Rolls!

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It'll Have You Doing Barrel Rolls!
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Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop

You Can Have it Solo, or With a Wookie!

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You Can Have it Solo, or With a Wookie!
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I'd like to order four large supremes -- hold the mushrooms -- with extra Sarlacc. Name's Boba Fett. - Matty Malaprop

Iron Maiden

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Iron Maiden
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Their music is true metal, flat-out. - Matty Malaprop

Just Be Careful You Don't Get iAbetes...

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Just Be Careful You Don't Get iAbetes...
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The super-sized version with the 17-inch screen is pretty saucy, though... - Matty Malaprop