Just Be Careful You Don't Get iAbetes...

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The super-sized version with the 17-inch screen is pretty saucy, though... - Matty Malaprop

And All of a Sudden The Downstairs Tenants Heard a Loud Crash

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Say what you will about the OS itself, but let me be the first to say that the Blue Screen of Death does WONDERS keeping the bugs out of your apartment. - Matty Malaprop

Super Bowl

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WU-TANG FLAN AIN'T NOTHIN' TA F*CK WIT

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It'll Have You Doing Barrel Rolls!

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Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop

All Ingredients Fresh Daily

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The Ol' Switcheroo

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When it comes to getting your daily dose of grains, I can think of no better food to ingest than Methamphetawheat. - Matty Malaprop