I'm a mac user myself, but even so I know that it's a nice feeling to be able to use a computer to refresh yourself on command. - Matty Malaprop

Which is great for him, since his handwriting significantly improved the second time around! - Matty Malaprop

Form is everything when it comes to lifting your lady. - Matty Malaprop

No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

I'm not saying it's not an inaccurate recapitulation of the year... I just think it rings a bit hollow, you know? - Matty Malaprop

Skull Kid used to be one of Link's connections, but he decided he was better off masking his identity under a less obvious pseudonym. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

Remarkable, sure, but it's also a congenital defect that causes her great amounts of pain every day. :( - Matty Malaprop