Machine wash only. Do not over-soap. - Matty Malaprop

When Greg didn't respond, Bill just kept pressing the issue. What an ass. - Matty Malaprop

You really ought to take this guy seriously. He most definitely is not afraid to shoot. - Matty Malaprop

Now with added culture! - Matty Malaprop

Apparently this is Tim Vine. Thanks Google! - Matty Malaprop

As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

They may not seem like much, but simple party hats are often a great way to spice up a social event! - Matty Malaprop