Plus I'm bound by my contract as an employee to remain at my desk unless specifically told otherwise, so I'm afraid I'm of no use to you at this moment. - Matty Malaprop

Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

Nothing says "romance" like a shuriken to the retina. - Matty Malaprop

I still maintain (as I have since the age of 11) that The Red Badger of Courage would have been an infinitely better book than its actually-existing counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

It only gets weird when they start talking about plundering their latest find... - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!

No no, kiddo. Don't take a bough. You don't deserve applause for that one. - Matty Malaprop

This was apparently drawn by a 10-year-old, and that's awesome. Except said 10-year-old is way better at art than me, and that's really sad. :( - Matty Malaprop