They've Got the Two-Man Rock Band Game ON LOCK

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They've Got the Two-Man Rock Band Game ON LOCK
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Maybe you can use these to get into your neighbor's sweet-ass El Camino? - Matty Malaprop

Literary Plot Points in Pun Form

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Literary Plot Points in Pun Form
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I'd argue that's more of a "plot spin," but otherwise I approve. - Matty Malaprop

You Should Have Read the Fine Print!

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You Should Have Read the Fine Print!
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I was expecting more singing... or Simba... or, well, okay, I guess this makes sense but I am NOT happy about it! - Matty Malaprop

For Anyone Who Thinks Math Jokes Arboring

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For Anyone Who Thinks Math Jokes Arboring
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Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit)
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I bet that square is nine, because its root looks like tree to me! - Matty Malaprop

What Happens When You Ask for One Ice Cube

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What Happens When You Ask for One Ice Cube
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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

It's Easier to Walk Than You Might Think

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It's Easier to Walk Than You Might Think
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And it's for sale! YOU COULD BUY A VERY LONG VERY MAJESTIC FORTIFICATION HOW COOL IS THAT? - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: And You'd Better Watch Out!

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SMP CLASSIC: And You'd Better Watch Out!
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He's been feeling pretty wound-up and stretched thin lately, so if you're not careful he might lash out at you. - Matty Malaprop