Closed mics are tragic things, really. All of their jokes are inside jokes, and they're always told in muffled tones. - Matty Malaprop

You're probably also breaking some weird international law if you're doing it on a transcontinental flight, but that's another matter entirely, I suppose... - Matty Malaprop

Feeling Philosodinosaurical?

I suppose having a cell phone is a pretty good idea when one is hitchhiking... - Matty Malaprop

Not even the Enterprise can stand up to the might of the fearsome USS John Deere. - Matty Malaprop

What, you were expecting a Monty Python reference? - Matty Malaprop

Judging from the nature of the show, I'd guess their usual brunches are extraordinarily hammy. - Matty Malaprop

And every night of the week if I want, as long as I swing by my local co-op first! #CREYINGANDREGLOBBING5EVA - Matty Malaprop