Stop Being Sheepish And Have Some Confidence in Yourself!

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Stop Being Sheepish And Have Some Confidence in Yourself!
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If you keep working toward your goals, I'm sure everything wool turn out just fine! - Matty Malaprop

Like My Status if You Like These Posts

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Like My Status if You Like These Posts
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It's not the derivatives that get you, but rather the sudden STOP sine at the end. - Matty Malaprop

Even the Church is Stoked for THE BIG GAME!

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Even the Church is Stoked for THE BIG GAME!
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Apparently there is a Big Game happening on Sunday? NHOT FOOTBALL TBH. - Matty Malaprop

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They're Flying Off the Racks!

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They're Flying Off the Racks!
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Apparently this is from show called "Sherlock" that I've totally never heard of? - Matty Malaprop

Aaaaaaaaaaand They're Off!

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Aaaaaaaaaaand They're Off!
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It's at once more ethical and more violent than its homophonic counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

But I'd Really Rather Knot Stay Here Alone

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But I'd Really Rather Knot Stay Here Alone
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Be keffiyeh what you wish for, tie. You just might get it. - Matty Malaprop

Talk About a Fickle Pickle

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Talk About a Fickle Pickle
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He's not above doing whatever it takes to preserve his illustrious and self-indulgent reputation. - Matty Malaprop