A nosy pepper with jealousy issues sounds like a habanero and slippery slope, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Fernando may have failed this quiz, but his answers are all big wins in my book! - Matty Malaprop

Are those skin-tight jeans really THAT thin? Color me impressed. And also pregnant. - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope this one isn't another thinly veiled statement about the perils of racism in modern day America. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like these guys and gals are gonna need to lay pilaf the booze for a while after tonight... - Matty Malaprop

I apologize for the Skrillex overload on the site of late... so here's some palate-cleansing "dubstep" for you. - Matty Malaprop

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You should be pretty safe if your only domain is Lusitania.net, though. - Matty Malaprop