inb4 "This makes contextual sense in the movie." HOMOPHONES ARE FUNNY AND YOU WILL LAUGH AND YOU WILL NOT CONTRADICT ME OKAY????? - Matty Malaprop

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Given how advanced the technology behind R2 is, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he was quite proficient at piracy. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe the weird-sounding commandments were just victims of Google Translate's imperfections? - Matty Malaprop

They can string together a hadron collider fast than you can blink an eye. Relatively speaking, anyway. - Matty Malaprop

Old joke is old. But adorable gifs are adorable, so at least this submission has that going for it! - Matty Malaprop

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And here we've finally found the true source of an angel's light. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop