One might even say it's like holding the weight of a mother's world on her shoulders. - Matty Malaprop

And the parts don't want to be tied up in it either! And the ties don't want to be embroiled themselves! And the broiler resents its inclusion in the whole affair also! And the affair was between Bobby Brown and someone else and well that's just creepy to even think about. - Matty Malaprop

Pluto's but a simple dog, Neil DeGrasse Tyson. HOW DARE YOU BRING HIM DOWN LIKE THAT? - Matty Malaprop

Perhaps even a barcalounger equipped with ladle-spoons? #InsideJokes #SorryEverybody - Matty Malaprop

No wonder this broadcast is so terribly firetruck. - Matty Malaprop

Were it not for its abysmal soundtrack, I would TOTALLY watch this show. - Matty Malaprop

I GET IT AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GLOBE IS A THEATER IN LONDON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait that wasn't actually that funny... - Matty Malaprop