Such a Binary Creature

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King of the jungle? More like king of the modal, amirite? #I'mDefinitelyNotRight - Matty Malaprop

Dande-Lion

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Oh he just can't weed to be king. - Matty Malaprop

And Now His Life is Full of Egrets

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And to think, were it not for the lynx they established via his text messages, he would have gotten away with being a cheetah! - Matty Malaprop