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Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

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And so often I feel that lying and deceit are just direct side effects of that sinful thing called pride. - Matty Malaprop

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I'mma just say it: The Lion King would have been a million times better if Queen had done the soundtrack instead of Elton John. - Matty Malaprop

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If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop

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And to think, were it not for the lynx they established via his text messages, he would have gotten away with being a cheetah! - Matty Malaprop

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