Such a Binary Creature

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King of the jungle? More like king of the modal, amirite? #I'mDefinitelyNotRight - Matty Malaprop

And You Thought the Animal Puns Were at Their End

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If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop

Dande-Lion

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Oh he just can't weed to be king. - Matty Malaprop

And Now His Life is Full of Egrets

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And to think, were it not for the lynx they established via his text messages, he would have gotten away with being a cheetah! - Matty Malaprop

I Think They're Still Upset About the Burnt Rubber...

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I'm sure they'd settle for an Axel too, if you can't find any other alternatives. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, How I Lamb-ent Mistruths

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And so often I feel that lying and deceit are just direct side effects of that sinful thing called pride. - Matty Malaprop