King of the jungle? More like king of the modal, amirite? #I'mDefinitelyNotRight - Matty Malaprop
If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop
Oh he just can't weed to be king. - Matty Malaprop
And to think, were it not for the lynx they established via his text messages, he would have gotten away with being a cheetah! - Matty Malaprop
I'm sure they'd settle for an Axel too, if you can't find any other alternatives. - Matty Malaprop
And so often I feel that lying and deceit are just direct side effects of that sinful thing called pride. - Matty Malaprop
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