Read Until the End. It's Worth It.

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I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop

But the Results Are Often Quite Non-Linear

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And what if you're doing your homework with a sharpie? Then the line is decidedly not fine... CONUNDRUM!!!!1!11! - Matty Malaprop

It Might Be More Effective WITHOUT the Trucknuts...

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Hey girl, do you want to save the environment? Because my reproductive rig runs on biodiesel! - Matty Malaprop

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