A Stunning Photo of Bolt Crossing the Finish Line

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What? You were expecting Usain? You know that's never how it works here! - Matty Malaprop

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Teaching You How to Pick Up Chicks

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Did it hurt, when you fell from the arms of that creepy anthropomorphic pole-thing? - Matty Malaprop

Vaseline

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Just a line of vases