Read Until the End. It's Worth It.

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Read Until the End. It's Worth It.
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I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop

But the Results Are Often Quite Non-Linear

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But the Results Are Often Quite Non-Linear
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And what if you're doing your homework with a sharpie? Then the line is decidedly not fine... CONUNDRUM!!!!1!11! - Matty Malaprop

I Have Money And I'm Going To Die Soon

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I Have Money And I'm Going To Die Soon
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Say what you will, but I still maintain the best ever pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - Matty Malaprop