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lightsaber star wars literalism stars - 7042502912
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I mean, it would need AT LEAST a dozen more lens flares to even pass as a worthwhile Abrams facsimile. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning heavy light lightsaber literalism scale star wars weight - 5399721728
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Um, I'm sorry, but you're being really rude right now. Everyone knows he prefers the term "huskysaber!" - Matty Malaprop

combination lightsaber literalism sabertooth tiger tiger - 4925875712
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They say its fangs have enough force to slice a man in twain in mere seconds! - Matty Malaprop

darth darth vader fishing fishing rod fly fishing lightsaber lord similar sounding sith wader wading - 4778891520
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Gotta hand it to those Sith Lords; they're total pros at fly fishing! - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame life saver lightsaber saber saver shape similar sounding - 6456888576
By xyzpdq1
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... that headline was supposed to be a play on "Use the Force, Luke!" WHAT KIND OF MONSTER HAVE I BECOME?? - Matty Malaprop