They Wake to the Sound of a Pin Dropping

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They Wake to the Sound of a Pin Dropping
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And don't even think about trying to dog-whistle them out of bed... - Matty Malaprop

I Tend to Prefer IPAs, But...

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I Tend to Prefer IPAs, But...
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I'll settle for this, I guess. State-dependent memory dictates that I can only function while drunk, so at least taking a few sips of this will help the lightbulb come back on... - Matty Malaprop

The Limelight

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The Limelight
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It's... well, it's a bit less majestic than I assumed it would be, to be quite honest. - Matty Malaprop