It's... well, it's a bit less majestic than I assumed it would be, to be quite honest. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Chris Chong says: "It's funny because science."

Because science, indeed. - Matty Malaprop

My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop

Um, I'm sorry, but you're being really rude right now. Everyone knows he prefers the term "huskysaber!" - Matty Malaprop

I'll settle for this, I guess. State-dependent memory dictates that I can only function while drunk, so at least taking a few sips of this will help the lightbulb come back on... - Matty Malaprop

And don't even think about trying to dog-whistle them out of bed... - Matty Malaprop