The Limelight

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I always wanted to be in the limelight

Photosynthesis

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Punmaster Chris Chong says: "It's funny because science."

Because science, indeed. - Matty Malaprop

Please, Bring Our Sailors Home

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My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop

Weighing in on a Forceful Matter

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Um, I'm sorry, but you're being really rude right now. Everyone knows he prefers the term "huskysaber!" - Matty Malaprop

I Tend to Prefer IPAs, But...

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I'll settle for this, I guess. State-dependent memory dictates that I can only function while drunk, so at least taking a few sips of this will help the lightbulb come back on... - Matty Malaprop