The Limelight

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limelight,lime,literalism,light
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It's... well, it's a bit less majestic than I assumed it would be, to be quite honest. - Matty Malaprop

They Wake to the Sound of a Pin Dropping

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And don't even think about trying to dog-whistle them out of bed... - Matty Malaprop

Weighing in on a Forceful Matter

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double meaning,heavy,light,lightsaber,literalism,scale,star wars,weight
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Um, I'm sorry, but you're being really rude right now. Everyone knows he prefers the term "huskysaber!" - Matty Malaprop

Photosynthesis

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hungry,plants,photosynthesis,snack,literalism,light snack,light,double meaning
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Punmaster Chris Chong says: "It's funny because science."

Because science, indeed. - Matty Malaprop

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