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description,double meaning,house,light,lighthouse,literalism,weight
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My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop

hungry,plants,photosynthesis,snack,literalism,light snack,light,double meaning
By Chris Chong
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Punmaster Chris Chong says: "It's funny because science."

Because science, indeed. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,heavy,light,lightsaber,literalism,scale,star wars,weight
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Um, I'm sorry, but you're being really rude right now. Everyone knows he prefers the term "huskysaber!" - Matty Malaprop

beer,bulb,figure of speech,light,light beer,lightbulb,literalism,memory,state dependent memory
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I'll settle for this, I guess. State-dependent memory dictates that I can only function while drunk, so at least taking a few sips of this will help the lightbulb come back on... - Matty Malaprop

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