They Wake to the Sound of a Pin Dropping

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asleep,dogs,double meaning,light,literalism,sleeper,sleepers,sleeping
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And don't even think about trying to dog-whistle them out of bed... - Matty Malaprop

I Tend to Prefer IPAs, But...

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beer,bulb,figure of speech,light,light beer,lightbulb,literalism,memory,state dependent memory
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I'll settle for this, I guess. State-dependent memory dictates that I can only function while drunk, so at least taking a few sips of this will help the lightbulb come back on... - Matty Malaprop

Photosynthesis

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hungry,plants,photosynthesis,snack,literalism,light snack,light,double meaning
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Punmaster Chris Chong says: "It's funny because science."

Because science, indeed. - Matty Malaprop

I'll Take That as a "No."

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The Sourest of All Warning Lights

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ajar,car,comic,door,door ajar,FFFUUUU,light,literalism,rage,Rage Comics,warning,warning light
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The Limelight

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limelight,lime,literalism,light
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I always wanted to be in the limelight

How Illuminating

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puns,photons,light,einstein,funny
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