Punmaster Chris Chong says: "It's funny because science."
Because science, indeed. - Matty Malaprop
My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop
I'll settle for this, I guess. State-dependent memory dictates that I can only function while drunk, so at least taking a few sips of this will help the lightbulb come back on... - Matty Malaprop
And don't even think about trying to dog-whistle them out of bed... - Matty Malaprop