Everybody, Romaine Calm!

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Everybody, Romaine Calm!
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Lettuce not panic. We are not green sailors. If we keep our heads straight, I'm sure we can make it out of this alive. - Matty Malaprop

Do You Get It?

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Do You Get It?
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I see what you did there, crafty cucumber (zucchini?) carver. - Matty Malaprop

I'd Really Rather Not...

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I'd Really Rather Not...
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Come on now; everyone knows the only funny vegetable is the potato. - Matty Malaprop