Leave the eyebrow rings to the street punks in the U.K., will ya Pierce? - Matty Malaprop

Great tyrannical dictator, or the greatest tyrannical dictator? - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

One percent of people notice 99 percent of all grammar and spelling errors on the interwebs. #OccupyMerriam-Webster - Matty Malaprop

The A-Team? More like the HEYO!-Team, amirite?

It might not be the most riveting story in the universe, but it certainly is a shoo-in for the most paternal. - Matty Malaprop

Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Pictures and Bad Puns

... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop