I wanna hold your... paw? - Matty Malaprop

Well, I mean, "I" was... - Matty Malaprop

Trufax: Sign "i"s cost $12.50 a piece. Sign periods cost a dollar just! - Matty Malaprop

Just don't try and argue with the man, unless you want to magically "disappear" quicker than a Che of light. - Matty Malaprop

I apologize for the Skrillex overload on the site of late... so here's some palate-cleansing "dubstep" for you. - Matty Malaprop

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Hmmm... now I'm just wondering the best way to graphically depict rooibos... - Matty Malaprop

It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. - Matty Malaprop