Join the dark side; we can offer you faces. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, seriously. The old sets were SO INDISTINCT. Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to sprout heterosexual love stories in my fictional LEGO town when I was a kid using the generic lego faces? #ThingsIActuallyDidAsAChild - Matty Malaprop

Multi-franchise cosplay: You're doing it really literally. - Matty Malaprop

Given how advanced the technology behind R2 is, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he was quite proficient at piracy. - Matty Malaprop

You can't expect to be joined at the bit with someone without running into a few codependency issues... - Matty Malaprop

I remember one time in college when I saw a "Leggo my Eggo!" commercial after having just finished a paper on Friedrich Nietzsche, and in my state of post-essay exhaustion I misheard the quote as "Leggo my Ego!" and was thoroughly creeped out and confused. #CoolStoryBro - Matty Malaprop