WARNING: This Pun Will Make You Groan/Sigh/Punch Things/Etc.

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No no, kiddo. Don't take a bough. You don't deserve applause for that one. - Matty Malaprop

Some People Just Can't Leaf Well Enough Alone

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idiom,similar sounding,bark,blight,bite,tree,leaves
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You can use a joke like this time and again, but its humor value will always be evergreen. - Matty Malaprop