WARNING: This Pun Will Make You Groan/Sigh/Punch Things/Etc.

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No no, kiddo. Don't take a bough. You don't deserve applause for that one. - Matty Malaprop

I Maple Have Giggled a Bit at This...

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I Maple Have Giggled a Bit at This...
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I am however curious as to what "fisnish" means... - Matty Malaprop

Looks Like a Stalemate to Me

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Looks Like a Stalemate to Me
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Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop

A Very Seasonal Pun

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A Very Seasonal Pun
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I'm so jealous of trees. They always seem to foli-age so beautifully! - Matty Malaprop