No no, kiddo. Don't take a bough. You don't deserve applause for that one. - Matty Malaprop
Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop
I'm so jealous of trees. They always seem to foli-age so beautifully! - Matty Malaprop
I am however curious as to what "fisnish" means... - Matty Malaprop
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