I can get behind whole college football craze, I guess... but what the hell is with the elephant? - Matty Malaprop

I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop

It took us a while to clean up our act, but now your efforts will hamper ours no longer! - Matty Malaprop

Why wash your clothes when you can slosh your clothes, is what my mother always told me. - Matty Malaprop