College Football Time!

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I can get behind whole college football craze, I guess... but what the hell is with the elephant? - Matty Malaprop

They're Both Clearly Over the Moon

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I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop

And Here You Thought We Were Washed Up!

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It took us a while to clean up our act, but now your efforts will hamper ours no longer! - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Now With 99 Percent More Alcohol!

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Why wash your clothes when you can slosh your clothes, is what my mother always told me. - Matty Malaprop