Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster megmond says: "The Kenobi family got into the networking business recently. Obi WAN and his brother Obi LAN founded the company, and Obi WLAN joined just recently selling hot air in the marketing department."
... all I want to know is this: When are the Kenobis gonna throw that Starcraft LAN party they keep promising us? - Matty Malaprop