Maybe You Should Have Slept On It

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dawn,dawned,double meaning,Lame Pun Coon,literalism,sun
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You should have seen his face when he figured it out! The realization left him beaming! - Matty Malaprop

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It Sounds Very Uplifting

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anti gravity,impossible,put,down,Lame Pun Coon,double meaning
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I mean sure, it drags in some places, but it's pretty great for a light, easy read! - Matty Malaprop

Sounds Like They Eunuched Something During the Surgery

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vast,difference,Lame Pun Coon,similar sounding,vas deferens,vasectomy
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One of them doesn't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy, whereas the other just gets the shaft in that department. - Matty Malaprop

That's Crate to Hear!

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chest,items,Lame Pun Coon,saving,similar sounding,successfully
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In my family, we'd get our ears boxed if we didn't keep track of our belongings. - Matty Malaprop