Wears Waldo

Favorite
wheres waldo,waldo,stripes,spotted,Lame Pun Coon
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I'mma just say it: Where's Waldo is actually lamer than the Lame Pun Coon. So I guess that makes this work, but it also hurts my soul. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Vegan Go on a Date?

Favorite
Lame Pun Coon,similar sounding,herbivore,vegetarian
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Just be a good guy and don't broccoli-d her on, okay LPC? - Matty Malaprop

Lame Pun Coon is Always Brutal With His 1-2 Punches

Favorite
Lame Pun Coon,dodecahedron,heathen,similar sounding,12,december 12,suffix
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People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop

That's Crate to Hear!

Favorite
chest,items,Lame Pun Coon,saving,similar sounding,successfully
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In my family, we'd get our ears boxed if we didn't keep track of our belongings. - Matty Malaprop

And I Hear Inflation is On the Rise

Favorite
bakery,double meaning,dough,homophone,homophones,job,kneaded,Lame Pun Coon,meme,needed,slang
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