MIND = BLOWN

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MIND = BLOWN
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You can check in on him as much as you want, but you're always going to get out-plaid. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Vegan Go on a Date?

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Maybe Vegan Go on a Date?
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Just be a good guy and don't broccoli-d her on, okay LPC? - Matty Malaprop

Sounds Like They Eunuched Something During the Surgery

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Sounds Like They Eunuched Something During the Surgery
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One of them doesn't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy, whereas the other just gets the shaft in that department. - Matty Malaprop